It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
If I had a shock collar that zapped me every time I thought about something I shouldn’t, I would become a piece of bacon in no time.
Perfect for a rainy day like this.
dontbearuiner: nerdache-cakes: All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José. Hif’. Fight to the death!
I’m not saying that my Mom and I had the BEST RELATIONSHIP EVAH. We didn’t. Two...– Darkened Prose: A Letter to William Shatner This is lovely. (via wilwheaton)
me : i'll do homework
tumblr : get in loser we're going fangirling
rexuality: realistic captions for selfies: i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit this is the best...
This punching bag needs to be fixed. I need it to be useable. NEED! (It’s summer I am wound up and need daily outlets for my energy, and I need them soon, like yesterday soon.)
I'm reading The Giver. I never read it before.
Not even in school. We read Things Fall Apart, Night, The Diary of Ann Frank, Metamorphosis, So Far From The Bamboo Grove… but we never had The Giver. We just didn’t. I am I going to start crying like a bitch? -__-
Queen Gertrude: Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.
Hamlet: Mother, you have my father much offended.
Queen Gertrude: Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue.
Hamlet: Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.
Queen Gertrude: Listen here you little shit.
maleteen: my eyebrows are the source of all my power
When creating cute creatures, it’s advantageous to listen to Owl City as you draw. Keep the mood light and fluffy and fun and your art will follow!
I just feel so